Open When Everything’s a F*ing Faff
Open When Everything’s a F*ing Faff
Open When Everything’s a F*ing Faff
Eco-Kraft Envelope
Open When Everything’s a F*ing Faff
Open When Everything’s a F*ing Faff
Open When Everything’s a F*ing Faff
Eco-Kraft Envelope

Open When Everything’s a F*ing Faff

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For days where every tiny job develops unnecessary complications and even opening an email feels like a personal attack. Open when everything’s a f*ing faff is for petty chaos, admin rage and the general insult of life being harder than it needed to be. Funny, blunt and annoyingly relatable, it is a solid card for saying yes, this is ridiculous, without offering a single useless platitude. Blank inside for your own message.

Part of the following Collections: Gift of the year nominated, Open when..., Words & wellbeing

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We channel 100% of profits into mental health support. Not some. Not most. All. That means your purchase has a direct impact. When you buy this card, you’re not just sending words of encouragement to someone you care about. You’re helping fund vital mental health initiatives in communities that need them the most.

Every purchase supports:

  • Mental health first aid training: For every 1,000 cards sold, we can fund training for 16 people, equipping them to provide life-saving support in moments of crisis. That’s 16 more community members ready to step in when someone is struggling.
  • Local support groups: From menopause cafes to LGBTQ+ drop-ins, your purchase helps create safe spaces where people can connect, share, and heal.
  • One-to-one coaching: Each card contributes to personalised coaching sessions, providing individuals with the tools to navigate their mental health challenges.