Open When You’ve No F*s Left to Give
Open When You’ve No F*s Left to Give
Open When You’ve No F*s Left to Give
Eco-Kraft Envelope
Open When You’ve No F*s Left to Give
Open When You’ve No F*s Left to Give
Open When You’ve No F*s Left to Give
Eco-Kraft Envelope

Open When You’ve No F*s Left to Give

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When the last remaining f* quietly clocks off.

This card marks the precise moment caring becomes unavailable.
Calm, resigned, and deeply unsurprised.
100% of profit supports community mental health work, which feels appropriate given the circumstances.

Who is this card for?
Perfect for anyone who:

  • Has checked and confirmed the f*s are gone.
  • Is past caring, but still polite about it. Mostly.
  • Would enjoy permission to disengage without explanation.
  • Is allergic to motivation today.
  • Knows this was inevitable.

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We channel 100% of profits into mental health support. Not some. Not most. All. That means your purchase has a direct impact. When you buy this card, you’re not just sending words of encouragement to someone you care about. You’re helping fund vital mental health initiatives in communities that need them the most.

Every purchase supports:

  • Mental health first aid training: For every 1,000 cards sold, we can fund training for 16 people, equipping them to provide life-saving support in moments of crisis. That’s 16 more community members ready to step in when someone is struggling.
  • Local support groups: From menopause cafes to LGBTQ+ drop-ins, your purchase helps create safe spaces where people can connect, share, and heal.
  • One-to-one coaching: Each card contributes to personalised coaching sessions, providing individuals with the tools to navigate their mental health challenges.