Open When Everything’s a Total Sh*tshow
Open When Everything’s a Total Sh*tshow
Open When Everything’s a Total Sh*tshow
Eco-Kraft Envelope
Open When Everything’s a Total Sh*tshow
Open When Everything’s a Total Sh*tshow
Open When Everything’s a Total Sh*tshow
Eco-Kraft Envelope

Open When Everything’s a Total Sh*tshow

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When the situation has fully escalated.

No nuance required. This card offers blunt clarity when that’s all that’s left.
Every card funds real mental health support in the community.

Who is this card for?
Perfect for anyone who:

  • Looked around and thought, “Well, this has escalated.”
  • Doesn’t need context – the vibe is enough.
  • Finds blunt clarity oddly soothing.
  • Would like someone else to say it out loud.
  • Is doing their best in frankly unideal conditions.

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We channel 100% of profits into mental health support. Not some. Not most. All. That means your purchase has a direct impact. When you buy this card, you’re not just sending words of encouragement to someone you care about. You’re helping fund vital mental health initiatives in communities that need them the most.

Every purchase supports:

  • Mental health first aid training: For every 1,000 cards sold, we can fund training for 16 people, equipping them to provide life-saving support in moments of crisis. That’s 16 more community members ready to step in when someone is struggling.
  • Local support groups: From menopause cafes to LGBTQ+ drop-ins, your purchase helps create safe spaces where people can connect, share, and heal.
  • One-to-one coaching: Each card contributes to personalised coaching sessions, providing individuals with the tools to navigate their mental health challenges.