Open When Everything’s a F*ing Faff
Open When Everything’s a F*ing Faff
Open When Everything’s a F*ing Faff
Eco-Kraft Envelope
Open When Everything’s a F*ing Faff
Open When Everything’s a F*ing Faff
Open When Everything’s a F*ing Faff
Eco-Kraft Envelope

Open When Everything’s a F*ing Faff

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When nothing’s actually wrong, but everything is irritating anyway.

This card exists for those days where the vibes are off and no single thing is to blame. Sharp, validating, and quietly reassuring in its accuracy.
Every card funds real mental health support in the community, so even your irritation is doing something useful.

Who is this card for?
Perfect for anyone who:

  • Is annoyed for reasons too small to list but too many to ignore.
  • Hasn’t had a bad day, just an impressively irritating one.
  • Would like confirmation that this counts.
  • Finds “it’ll be fine” deeply unhelpful right now.
  • Feels better knowing someone else noticed.

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We channel 100% of profits into mental health support. Not some. Not most. All. That means your purchase has a direct impact. When you buy this card, you’re not just sending words of encouragement to someone you care about. You’re helping fund vital mental health initiatives in communities that need them the most.

Every purchase supports:

  • Mental health first aid training: For every 1,000 cards sold, we can fund training for 16 people, equipping them to provide life-saving support in moments of crisis. That’s 16 more community members ready to step in when someone is struggling.
  • Local support groups: From menopause cafes to LGBTQ+ drop-ins, your purchase helps create safe spaces where people can connect, share, and heal.
  • One-to-one coaching: Each card contributes to personalised coaching sessions, providing individuals with the tools to navigate their mental health challenges.